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This here doth be the writing journal of i_heart_spoons. She bids you welcome (and immediately starts humming that bit of song from The Phantom of the Opera) and asks you to please stay a while and read her current fic, Harry Potter and the Cliches of Doom.

But that is not all! She insists. The Cliches of Doom is not the only thing to be posted here, but also even more humourous fanfiction having to do with Harry Potter. If you don't like it, i_heart_spoons would insist that you stop taking yourself so seriously and live a bit. A bit, you know? Would that really hurt anyone?

Anyway, she would also ask you to take a peek at her icon journal, spoonsie. She knows there isn't much, but it's just started so deal with it!

And now I am officially annoyed with third-person speech. Like I've already said, this is my writing journal, and herein lies Harry Potter fanfiction within the humour/parody genre. I rarely stray out of the genre, so if you're looking for a heartwrenching fic in which eight people die and Harry is left alone in the world with no one to love but Draco Malfoy, and after years of denial and painstaking avoidance and near-kisses, they finally get together only to have Draco die in the end, you've come to the wrong place.

But if you're looking for a fic in which a vast amount of HP fanfiction cliches are spoofed and turned into something funny and lighthearted, than congratulations, you've found me! So, enjoy the fic. It should be updated fairly regularly, and when I get farther along I'll update with some other fics of mine. Enjoy!